(Source: liquidconfidence, via sesamechicken)
looking in the mirror:
“I need to lose weight”
2 minutes later:
(Source: sixdegreesofsirfrancisbacon)
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
(Source: toptumbles, via daenerysisonfire)
